Monday, 12 July 2010
Confession
Tuesday, 6 July 2010
Music
Music should be written for yourself, no one else. The term ‘selling out’ derived from artists and musicians going against their natural sound and style of music. When an artist naturally changes their sound over a certain period of time, it’s less about selling out and more about progressing.
Green Day are a perfect example of a band progressing. Those guys have been playing music together since they were about 14/15. Their original punk style, stuff that you might hear on 1039 Smoothed Out Slappy Faces in which their songs were about wanking alone in their bedroom because no one understands them is the perfect lyrical content for a teenager even if their musicality could have been a bit more intelligent.
They then slowly progressed into the classic works like Nimrod, in which the two combined. The music started to get a little more intelligent and even though they were still singing about the same sort of stuff it was all put together slightly more intelligently.
Then Warning had them expand musically and their lyrics became slightly more out there but you still had the sense they were Green Day.
Which brings us to today, even though I am not a fan of their new work as much, I don’t believe they have sold out. The band are trying to do things musically that pushes boundaries, and the lyrics seem to have resorted back to them being teenagers in a nostalgic sense. They are still Green Day but they are far removed from what they started out with but it has been a natural progression of music.
Then there’s bands like Good Charlotte who had two albums about angst and growing up on the mean streets without their father and the struggles they’ve had and writing songs about how they hate the Rich and the Famous. Next thing you know they are rich and famous and are the people they used to sing about and make fun of, dating rich daughters of famous fathers and openly calling their style ‘emo’. What artist willing wants to be placed into that category unless you’re so far up your own arse, you are willing to sell out.
If Jay-Z still rapped about how much coke he’s selling these days he wouldn’t still be around, subject and talent progresses, it’s the heart and soul that stays the same.
But my original point was that you should write music for yourself, not people you hate, not people that hate you, not for someone you love or someone that loves you. You should write your music for you, if a song is about those people, grand, but it shouldn’t be for them. The moment you do that you have no heart or soul, no passion, and if you lose that you will never become the artist you want to.
Monday, 28 June 2010
A Chata de Praga, what a wonderful phrase, A Chata de Praga, it aint no passing phase
A chata is this awesome place that Czech’s were given during communist times to basically have holidays and weekends away in. Obviously they weren’t allowed outside the country and had to settle on holidaying inside the country. I went with M and T down to T’s family chata and it involved driving down this country road that quite frankly last looked like it was paved the first time they paved it, and instead of continuing down said lumpy road T veered off and started driving into the middle of the field. Of course your first thought is ‘Oh my God, I’m going to be raped and murdered and chopped up into a pile then thrown in the river’.
T found good parking spot underneath a tree and surrounded by a bush, just next to the disabled parking and we then grabbed all of our stuff out the car, pushed back some branches, walked over some undergrowth until a shape appeared, a shape that was shaped into the shape of a house. It was an odd shape to appear in the middle of a woodland area.
We proceeded to walk down the path and yes, indeed the shape was a house, but to be more precise, a chata.
T’s parents and grandparents had managed to trim back enough of the forestry to essentially create a garden. They had their own things growing, plants in pots, picnic tables (albeit a rickety one), campfires set up, and everything a normal garden has.
Due to the lateness, we decided grab some food, some beer, light a fire and catch an earlyish night. Btw, peanut snips rock.
So the next morning, we woke up at a reasonable hour and I found myself able to relax in the sun for 60 minutes. And after some breakfast we went for a walk to collect elderflower. Myself, not being great at the outdoorsy stuff, felt like a city slicker whilst the other two went in search of elderflower trees and examined the flower itself before determining that realistically we should have been picking said flowers two weeks ago. I smiled nodded and picked them anyway.
After our little adventures we returned upon the chata to do a little bit of work in the garden, have and make some food. As old chata’s rarely have such modern cooking appliances it soon came to my understanding that instead of an oven, we would be cooking large chunks of turkey meat on an outside grill – not a BBQ, an outside grill, there is, as I have discovered, a difference.
Due to unfortunate circumstances, said grill was deemed problematic as the motor that would turn the meat was broken meaning that some muggins would get the short straw of sitting in front of the oven, hand-turning the meat for an hour. Who do you think got that job? Well at least I didn’t have to mow the lawn. After food we would then make our way back to Prague to commence watching the Germany vs England World Cup match…
This was all going rather well until I revealed a little too late that actually the Germany vs England World Cup football match started at four, in what would have been approximately 45 minutes. Being an hour and a half removed from Prague and only just sitting down for food it was deemed impossible that such catchings of matches would ever occur.
So post-munch, we went back to the garden retiring to the fact that no football would be viewed by our tired eyes.
The garden soon became tidy, the car soon became packed and the two travellers and I were soon on the road again. On route, a stop off became imminent as T’s mother had to be picked up.
T’s parents lived on a plot of land that literally had a shack built on it in which they housed. Surrounding the shack, they had grown lots of different foods to essentially live off, ranging from Strawberries, peppers, tomatoes, not to mention the flower gardens. The shack itself was decked out with television aerials, wifi signals, and the majority of it was run off various motors and car batteries. After strawberries and coffee, that went surprisingly well together it was time to hit the road twice, metaphorically of course not physically, well I suppose physically but not in a violent manner.
Prague was on the horizon and all was left was to pop on the internet, and of course let anyone who wants to read about my adventure, do exactly that.
P.s. from my day in the sun, I somehow managed to get a backwards t-shirt tan. I put sun-cream on my arms then proceeded to take my t-shirt off later in the day, forgetting to re-up the cream. Now I have red shoulders, chest, belly, and tops of arms, the bottom of my arms, a slight brownish twinge. I am a backwards sun-burn. Always remember to wear sun-cream kids.
Wednesday, 23 June 2010
World Cup Fever
Thursday, 17 June 2010
Stream of consciousness
Friday, 11 June 2010
Between a rock and a hard place
The Underpants Embargo
There comes a point in every man's life, in which they have to face the inevitable. One has to step up to the plate, take the hit, take that extra step toward truly becoming an independent human being with much to gain out of life.
There comes a point in every man's life, where you have to buy your own underwear.
As a male in this species we call human, this concept is new to all of us at some point and I'm sure anyone reading will fully understand completely, but for those of you, perhaps many of them women, who don't understand, allow me to ellaborate.
As a women sure you do have underwear bought for you up until a certain age, but you are almost eased into buying your own underwear by going out with your mother to buy underwear for yourself, this then leads into you going shopping with your friends to buy underwear and you become very adept and comfortable with performing this task from a younger age, lets say for arguments sake, early puberty.
Now lets flip the coin. The average twelve/thirteen year old boy, firstly would hate to have been seen dead with their mother shopping, not to mention shopping in a store that has male AND female underwear practically on the same rack. In some higher classed boutiques, you may be lucky enough to have an aisle in between the areas but the level of embarrassment for a boy who's voice jumps up and down like a kangaroo on speed to be discussing a small cloth that covers the area they are the most self conscious about, IN PUBLIC, is just straight up, ridonkulous.
So because of this crazy level of embarrassment in said situation, young, adult, pubescent males refuse to go shopping with their mother to buy underwear. Thus the mother becomes solely in charge of buying the underwear. There is an exception to this rule, during Christmas for example when Mum doesn't buy the underwear, Santa does. During the majority of the time though, no boy will ever buy their own underwear.
Which brings us up to the present day. I am a 21 year old male, and I have never bought my own underwear. How is it done? Where do I go? Should I set a budget? Do I want sexy underwear, or go for comfort? What is sexy underwear on a male anyway?
These are the problems I am faced with ladies and gentlemen especially since the job I currently do requires me to expect a lot more out of my underwear as I walk around constantly, completely juxtaposing their original job of collecting my farts.
So wish me luck, because whether it be tomorrow, the next day, or a year from now I, Huw Hopkins will have to step up to the plate, take the hit, take that extra step toward truly becoming an independent human being with much to gain out of life. I will have to buy my own underwear.