Confusing Forks

A poor mans fork only has two prongs, but say you have one pea on your plate, which one do you use to pick it up?

It's confusing, it's annoying, and really you knew that it would come down to that final pea all along.

You choose to do it with the one on the left and it squeezes away, for some reason it should have always been the other prong.

Luckily I am not ultimately poor, but that leaves you with more prongs, more options, more confusion, and way more annoying results.