Your step by step guide to utter relaxation

Turn on the hob

Put some water in the saucepan

Place the saucepan on the moderately warm hob

Grab a mug

Grab a tea bag

Open the fridge, get the milk

Open the cupboard, get the sugar

Put tea bag in mug

Search the apartment for a clean spoon

I've been looking for this sock

Put the sock in the washing machine

Aha!

Take on me, take me on

Focus

Wash the crud off the spoon

Hmm, need some new washing up liquid

Water is starting to boil

Grab the oven gloves

Pour contents of saucepan into mug

Replace saucepan, turn off hob

Use the spoon to squeeze the tea bag and stir

Remove tea bag, place it on top of the pile that was once a bin

Add some milk

Add one sugar, stir

Stir the opposite direction

Stir in the original direction

Tap the spoon on the mug twice and dump it in the sink

Take mug to couch and sit

Get up and grab biscuits

Return to couch

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